- No, bladdy!
- Please don't!
- Don't you dare!
- Who is that person?
Varied but united in their rejection of my desires - I am a simple guy (aren't we all?), I don't expect much from life, but they all conspired to stop me getting the one thing that I wanted - a really embarassing shirt.
But what has happened now? Number One Son has been invited to a party - a Hawaian party. Can we find him a suitable shirt now that the summer has gone? No, of course not!
Now, if only they had allowed me to get one in the summer....
I WAS RIGHT!