Terri suggested that I write a song about someone who has got something stuck in their teeth and needs to floss. Well I DID ask for off the wall subjects for songs, I only have myself to blame!
This lunchtime I had a Weird Al Yankovic moment. As a result, this song sort of goes to the tune of Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" (will need a rewrite to make if fit properly, but I hope you get the idea when you read it), with apologies to Teresa who still likes this song.
Floss Floss Baby
Dan-cin'
Feel the drum beatin'
As our eyes meet I know just what you're thinkin'
Smoo-chin'
Pullin' you close
Our tongues entwine in our very first kiss and
Hey!
What on earth is this?
Wedged right there in between your teeth?
Ugh!
How long's it been there?
Did no one teach you 'bout dental care?
Floss floss baby
It's time to
Floss floss baby
9 comments:
OMG... I'm laughing/crying again! You are so good at this. I think you've found yet another one of your callings!
Oh bless your heart.
hahaha! great for teaching kids dental hygiene~
Oh...let me play...
All right stop, there will be no more kissin’
I’ve told you three times, but you just wont listen.
Something in is gonna have to get better
Because your whole mouth smells like cheddar
And what is this? A hunk of bacon?
Your breath has left me a-quakin’
I’m not tryin’ to be your boss
You’d better find some DENTAL FLOSS
That's really good. So funny.
I started singing this right here at work,and Joe just gave me the STRRAAANGEST look! Then, of course, I had to sing verse two form "more than an electrician"!
You two should get together and go on tour! LOL
two songs down in as many days. You are burnin' up you are so hot!
Terri - So glad you liked it!
Peach Tart - It's been a long time since anyone said that about me!
Kate - I thought so!
Morethananelectrician - That was fantastic!
Marie - It's good to be silly!
Michele - OMG - we are going to get you certified!
James - Yep! Might tackle the British Rain song today!
LMAO....and ewwwwwwwww all at the same time...
Funny As !
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