Monday, 27 July 2009

A song for Kiki

On Friday I asked for suggestions for off the wall subjects for songs that I could write.

At the time of writing I have 3 suggestions and like them all. I will try to write a short ditty for each. Today, over lunch, I penned this master-piece. Hopefully there will be more this week and I intend to sing my favourite on a vblog, so keep the suggestions coming!

Spider in the Toilet

Even though you're much bigger than me
I know you're frightened of me!
When I jump out and make myself seen
I love the way that you scream!
I had a lot of hiding places
I've strung my web so it gets on your faces!
But I've found the place with the most appeal
And I know it's gonna make you squeal!

I'm the spider down the toilet
Spider down the toilet
Spider down the toilet

Spider down the toilet
Spider down the toilet
Spider down the toilet
I'm gonna bite your bum!


Kiki said...

Oh.My.Goodness....I love it so much!!! You are a genius, a musical genius!!! I can't wait to see who's song you sing!!!

Kate said...

hahahaha! watch ur bum!

terri said...

Laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face! You're great at this!

Michele said...

Tooooo Funny! I LOVE it!

Rock Chef said...

Kiki - Glad you liked it!

Kate - Yes, a bit of "toilet humour".

Terri - Thanks!

Michele - Happy to hear it!

Marie said...

This is great. Love the ending.