The other day I was walking along the road when I saw that an old-ish woman (I am guessing at late 60s) had slipped over and a guy was trying to help her up. He was not succeeding.
I rushed over to help, arriving at around the same time as 3 other guys.
We all grabbed arms, hands, etc, and soon she was on her feet, smiling and thanking us.
A passing woman stepped in and commented.
"Wasn't it nice to have all these young men rushing to help?"
The rescued woman looked her in the eye and replied:
"Yes, but where were they when I was young enough to enjoy it?"