The cat is out of the bag.
Sounds like a secret coded message, doesn't it? Something from an old war movie - Richard Burton trying to tell HQ that a German Battleship has set sail as the SS close in on him...
This morning we were talking to the kids about eating more healthily again - things seem to slip in the cold winter months...
At some point in this discussion I mentioned that my stomach has lost that little podgy bit that had appeared over Christmas.
"Yes", says Mrs RC, "have you stopped drinking Fat Coke or something?"
"No. I have been doing 20 press-ups each day."
"You have? When? Where?"
"In the bedroom when there isn't anyone around."
"Why?" Obviously she is wondering why I need to improve my already perfect physique!
""Well, summer is coming..."
"No, you want to get a tan in Malta, don't you? You don't want to be the old flabby guy in the group."