That all got a bit out of hand! Good job I'm not the sort of person to let stuff like that go to my head!
Anyway, a complete change of subject.
Looks like the Police will be looking to interview me soon. I look like being a witness to an incident where some kids broke into a garden, killed the chickens that were there (a combination of kicking them to death and hitting them with a garden rake!) and then set fire to the shed and a huge section of fence. Nice kids, huh?
I hope I can help.