When I am cycling, my mind often wanders off on thoughts of its own.
It composes songs that I can't remember when I get home and want to write them down. It meanders back to things that happened many years ago, to people that I had long forgotten. It also plays games.
One of its favourite games is to look at what is written on passing trucks and vans and develop it further. Often this is merely something insulting about the guy driving the van marked "T.W.Builders"....
But yesterday it had a real field day. I saw a truck marked as belonging to "Diva Metal Working". I nearly died with amazement at such a name!
Images of burly metal workers in sequins and feather boas throwing down their tools and shouting:
"That's it, I can't work under these conditions any more!"
"This hat just really isn't working with the rest of my outfit!"
"Amateurs the lot of you!"
What is the best thing you have ever seen on the side of a truck?