Anyway, this morning it looked pretty good - a slight haze of cloud, gentle breeze... The forecast on the TV was good, so I set off in a fleece jacket and t-shirt, quickly losing the jacket.
By lunchtime a fast drizzle had set in.
Soon after that it was clear that the weather girl had lied to me.
Her she is. Would you believe that she was capable of such a thing? No, me neither!
So here I sit, listening to the rain hammering down outside knowing that, unlike Fat Jedi Cat, I will soon have to go out and get totally soaked, having rashly left my water proofs at home.
Still, it is only water isn't it. And it is warm. And it stops when it gets to the skin, I mean, I'm not Sponge Bob Squarepants!