Thursday, 15 May 2008

Rock Chef's Anti-Aging Secret

It seems that were ever you look these days there is someone trying to sell you something that holds the secret of looking younger.

It is everywhere - it might be something you eat, a cream or lotion that you rub into your skin, or an electrical device like a mini-sander or something that electrocutes your skin cells. It might be something (possibly extracted from you own ass) that you pay a quack doctor hundreds to inject into your face, or maybe the quack doctor will even get to slice your face open and re-stitch it so that you always look like you have been pleasantly surprised!

It all seems to revolve around removing or reducing wrinkles and according to the most recent ads on TV, the way to do this is to get some sort of 'plumping effect' that smooths everything out.

So I have been thinking. Oh shut up! I do have good ideas sometimes!

As I said, I have been thinking. Looking younger might be easier and more enjoyable than anyone has so far imagined.

I will share my secret theory with you.



Here goes...






Keep going....






Nearly there...






So. What do you think?

This is my theory.


Eat one of these each day and you will soon see the "plumping effect"...

What? Oh, come on! I thought it was a great idea!

12 comments:

Jen said...

Count me in! In fact, I'll even endorse it - not that my say has any pull in this world. . . . but this is a fantastic "fountain of youth" product!

You just can't go wrong.

mr zig said...

mmmm I could use that right about now - followed by a week long nap :)

Kiki said...

Rock Chef, This is not helping my diet!!!! i have strawberries and cake mix in my kitchen,all I'm missing is the whipped stuff in the middle...hmmmm maybe a trip to market is in my future!!! Nah, I'm doing well this week, I'm trying to stay on track, but thanks for the food porn!!!

James said...

Unpainted lead pile is the only sure way to live forever..all wargamers know that

Logziella said...

I have had too much of the "plumping effect" already!!

I can't believe some of the things that people do to look younger as you so well pointed out. I think there is a way to grow old gracefully and I intend to do just that! Now, don't get me wrong...I plan on getting highlights until the day I die to cover up the already existing grey!! But, that's all...I swear!...really...I do!

LOL!! Good post!!

jenelle said...

It may not be graceful, but I guess I'll just settle for growing older - and maybe one of those cakes every once-in-awhile!

territerri said...

I'm with you! Life's short! EAT CAKE! (And chocolate!) Yum!

Chachi said...

I love this idea along with chocolate! Life is good!

BTW Chief Rock Chef would be just fine. :<) You have a great sense of humor.

Rock Chef said...

Jen - Great - when I get my slot on a TV shopping channel you can be one of those people who says how wonderful it has been - we can't fail!

Zig - I know the feeling!

Kiki - Sorry - but treat it as a test, which you have passed with flying colours (colors?)! I think you are the first person to use the word "porn" on my blog!

James - Yes, but it does not stop you looking older!

Logzie - Too much plumping - yeah, right, you must be a whizz at Photoshop! Doingn it gracefully is the best way.

Jenelle - Hi, thanks for dropping by. Sounds like a good plan.

Terri - Yay, more approval! As the monk said, being a celebate teetotal does not make you live for ever - it just feels that way!

Chachi - Of course - I should have included chocolate as part of my idea but we are intelligent people here - we can easily adapt! :-) Thanks for the new title, I will update things ASAP!

tz said...

absolutely a beautiful idea...i seriously think I look so young because my face is fat..there's no way to wrinkle...

Chief Rock Chef said...

tz - Living proof of my theory!

Darrin said...

Thanks man.. I think you've just made me fall off my diet wagon. LOL!