Anyway, amazingly, a few people still read what I have got to say here and have started to wonder about moving up in the world.
I am talking
Celebrity!
And why not, I ask?
Look in the trash magazines.
X has split up with her boyfriend (again) and is looking for a new guy.
Y claims to have had a deprived childhood (i.e. he didn't get a talking Action Man when he wanted one).
Will they or won't they get married?
Oh no, he has had yet another affair? Can she forgive him this time?
Who really cares?
A lot of people, it would seem! How else could countless magazines keep on going with this trash?
So why can't I get in on the act?
I could do it!
RC fails to blog on a Tuesday!
RC's Blog got me pregnant!
See? I can do it!
Any suggestions for stories that I can sell?
What about you? Care to become a Celeb too?
8 comments:
RC is really an alien pretending to be a Genius-Rock Chef-Hot Stuff blogger. Spaceship sighting reported!
Terri - Love it!
Headline news - man spends entire family's fortune on guitars. Family goes hungry.
-Or-
Local man builds an entire army of miniature soldiers in his home. Collector or crazy?
agg79 - I have been tempted by both at times!
:) everybody is a celebrity in his / her own mind.
Shadowthorne - Hi! Do you think so? You could have a point there, to be honest...
I'm coming up on 3 years myself.
As a fellow gamer you should relate well to this... Have you been building fantasy realms in your head where you are the king / queen / hero / anti-hero / world savior / destroyer / Darth Vader? (pick your fav) :)
That's what I mean by we are our mind's greatest celebrity.
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