Thursday, 12 November 2009

Moving up...

I have been blogging for a while now - nearly 3 years? Around 3 years ago I started lurking and making the occasional comment.

Anyway, amazingly, a few people still read what I have got to say here and have started to wonder about moving up in the world.

I am talking


Celebrity!


And why not, I ask?

Look in the trash magazines.

X has split up with her boyfriend (again) and is looking for a new guy.

Y claims to have had a deprived childhood (i.e. he didn't get a talking Action Man when he wanted one).

Will they or won't they get married?

Oh no, he has had yet another affair? Can she forgive him this time?


Who really cares?

A lot of people, it would seem! How else could countless magazines keep on going with this trash?

So why can't I get in on the act?

I could do it!

RC fails to blog on a Tuesday!

Can the marriage last much longer? Surely they are sick of each other after nearly 25 years!

RC to replace Simon on America's Got Talent, rumour

RC for PM - RC to enter Politics shocker!

RC's Blog got me pregnant!
See? I can do it!

Any suggestions for stories that I can sell?

What about you? Care to become a Celeb too?

8 comments:

terri said...

RC is really an alien pretending to be a Genius-Rock Chef-Hot Stuff blogger. Spaceship sighting reported!

Rock Chef said...

Terri - Love it!

agg79 said...

Headline news - man spends entire family's fortune on guitars. Family goes hungry.

-Or-

Local man builds an entire army of miniature soldiers in his home. Collector or crazy?

Rock Chef said...

agg79 - I have been tempted by both at times!

Shadowthorne said...

:) everybody is a celebrity in his / her own mind.

Rock Chef said...

Shadowthorne - Hi! Do you think so? You could have a point there, to be honest...

Wreggie said...

I'm coming up on 3 years myself.

Shadowthorne said...

As a fellow gamer you should relate well to this... Have you been building fantasy realms in your head where you are the king / queen / hero / anti-hero / world savior / destroyer / Darth Vader? (pick your fav) :)

That's what I mean by we are our mind's greatest celebrity.