Anyway, amazingly, a few people still read what I have got to say here and have started to wonder about moving up in the world.
I am talking
And why not, I ask?
Look in the trash magazines.
X has split up with her boyfriend (again) and is looking for a new guy.
Y claims to have had a deprived childhood (i.e. he didn't get a talking Action Man when he wanted one).
Will they or won't they get married?
Oh no, he has had yet another affair? Can she forgive him this time?
Who really cares?
A lot of people, it would seem! How else could countless magazines keep on going with this trash?
So why can't I get in on the act?
I could do it!
RC fails to blog on a Tuesday!
Can the marriage last much longer? Surely they are sick of each other after nearly 25 years!
RC to replace Simon on America's Got Talent, rumour
RC for PM - RC to enter Politics shocker!
RC's Blog got me pregnant!
See? I can do it!
Any suggestions for stories that I can sell?
What about you? Care to become a Celeb too?