My family has some strange conversations. My kids have all got a slightly odd sense of humour and amazing imaginations...
A colleague of mine was recently in South America, and brought a big box of chocolates back with her for me - a "thank you" for covering some of her classes while she was away. Rather than scoffing the lot at work, I took them home.
A couple of days later, as the last of the chocolates disappeared, Mrs RC commented that she liked them - somehow she had lost 4 pounds while eating them! Miracle weight-loss chocolate!
Then it started:
Maybe they had some nasty tropical disease in them, and you are going to waste away!
Perhaps the crunchy bits were eggs and you have now got parasites living in your intestines!
Or spiders of some sort!
Or a monster!
You might have something like Alien in you that is going to burst out of your stomach!
Or an illegal immigrant!!
There could be illegal immigrants in there, waiting to burst out. That would be a great way to beat the Border Police!
Should we all be certified?