At lunch. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Tinky-Winky: I laid the table. La-La just sat there reading. [Unfortunately, as Tinky-Winky still had a bit of food in his mouth, "sat" came out as "sh@t".]
Po: Eeewww! You sh@t at the dining table?
Dipsy (trying to take the conversation away from poop): Isn't "chat" French for Dog or Cat or something?
Po: Yes, it means "Cat". As in "the bl$$dy chat from next door sh@t in our flower pots again".
Dipsy: Oh, Po!
Po: OK, but you will never forget the French word for Cat, now, will you?
La-La: Po, you are a terrible influence...