My Christmas starts here - we have food on the table, beer in the fridge, bottles of wine waiting for the cork screw
The shopping is over, whether we have everything or not. I like that feeling. No chance of being crushed in a shop for ooh, 36 hours? Sounds good to me!
Did you hear about the chat between God and Satan? God said that he had just given men a great gift - a time to celebrate, to get together with loved ones, to share good times, gifts and food.
Satan thought for a moment.
"That gives me a wonderful idea - I have just given men CHRISTMAS SHOPPING! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAH!"
Have a great Christmas! My next post will be sent from my new laptop! OK it is a hand me down from my daughter who IS getting a new one but hey, it will be new to ME!
UPDATE. the ham/gammon just came out of the oven....