Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Once Upon a Time...

...there were two rabbits.

One was a lady rabbit called Buttercup.  She wasn't interested in very much, except eating, and her waistline was good proof of this.

The other was called Bubbles, who told everyone that he had had "the snip".

Then, one day, another rabbit moved in next door.  She was called Blossom and for some time had very little to do with her neighbours.

But time passed and gradually the rabbits got to know each other better, and Blossom decided to pay her neighbours a visit for a sleep over.  After much clever pushing, pulling and bashing of the gate, Blossom was through and in with her friends.

All was good for some time and the rabbits ate, chatted and groomed each other.

But suddenly Blossom looked at Bubbles.

"Hey, you're not a boy!"

"I know", said Bubbles, "and you're not a girl either!"

"Oh yes", said Blossom in surprise.  "What do we do now?"

So they did what comes naturally, and 30 days later Bubbles gave birth to some beautiful babies - much to the shock, amazement and amusement of everyone else who still thought she was a boy who had had "the snip"!

So now Bubbles and Buttercup, are back to acting like a true "couple" (a gay couple?), but with the added responsibility of a bunch of babies, thanks to the sperm donor next door.

The End?

Hardly!!!!

9 comments:

wigsf3 said...

I've always had a soft spot for Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What.

Rock Chef said...

I had forgotten that episode! Thanks for the link!

Margaret Benbow said...

I enjoyed the intriguing bunny story!

Shrinky said...

OMG, what a sweet surprise! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

Rock Chef said...

Margaret Benbow - glad you liked it!

Shrinky - Yes, very sweet. Save the Aaaaa stuff for when I post photos...

TechnoBabe said...

Your house if filling up this year.

Nice way to tell the story. I look forward to occasional photos. Hubby and I really like bunnies.

agg79 said...

That wascally wabbit.
I guess love Blossomed that day.

Rock Chef said...

TechnoBabe - I caught a brief glimpse of them this morning - photos by next week I would think!

Agg79 - Oh dear! :-)

terri said...

Too funny! What are you going to do with all the babies now?