Had a strange dream last night.
B&Q, the DIY chain store, had started selling wine.
The wine (which only came in one flavour - Merlot) came in cartons, like cheap fruit juice - the sort where you snip off a corner of the carton and then have to use it really quickly because you can't reseal it.
The wine was endorsed by a TV celebrity - Dermot O'Leary, who hosts the X-Factor talent show.
The wine was called, wait for it, "Dermot's Merlot" (make sure you sound the "t" in Merlot!).
And it was disgusting. My comment was that it made sense for a DIY store to sell it as it would make good brush cleaner. But regardless of the taste, it was incredibly popular. Cheap, strong, endorsed by a friend of Simon Cowell's and with great marketing behind it I guess it had to be!
Any ideas what that was all about?
Am I working too hard?
Do I just need a drink?
Should I run with it and see if this is my route to fortune? Remember, you saw it here first! :-)