This is the prime suspect:
I was walking around the University, minding my own business, when I saw a Cake Sale, raising money for Children in Need. (Pudsy Bear is their mascot).
The cakes looked great and I knew one of the people doing the selling. But I had no cash on me!
So, off to find the nearest cash machine, which is in the Student's Union Bar.
And what was waiting for me in the bar? Another Cake Sale!
So I bought cakes at both sales - and jolly good they were too, especially as I had the bonus of knowing that I was helping a good cause as I ate.
But then I realised that my 2 youngest had both got non-uniform days at school - on the condition that you made a donation to Children in Need!
And it is only lunchtime! How many more opportunities will this bear have to seperate me from my cash?