Yesterday they were complaining that it was cloudy, cold for the time of year and threatening to rain.
Today they are complaining that it is too hot and that the lack of rain is bad for their gardens.
Sad, isn't it? You see, these men aren't just miserable gits! They, and millions like them, are suffering from:
Typical symptoms include complaining about the weather no matter what it is like, endless tea drinking and, possibly worst of all, believing that England is the only place in the world that is important.
But it doesn't have to be like this!
With you help we can ship these people to new and distant lands, such as America, Canada and Australia, just like in the olden days, where they will be thought of as interesting eccentrics and be able to live out the rest of their lives without driving the rest of us totally insane.