Wednesday 21 November 2012

What is that noise?

There has been a lot of shouting, cheering, booing, crashing and blowing of whistles somewhere outside.

We don't know what it is, but have some theories.

They are having a game of something at the private school next door, probably with the losers being nailed to a wall somewhere.  Private schools have traditions like that.

They are having a game of football at the prison, which is also next door. Either that or they are having a riot. We have heard a lot of sirens going off this morning. Maybe it is both, with a riot breaking out after each goal.

It is the start of the zombie apocolypse.  If so, we are ready to defend the department with metal tipped ranging poles and rock hammers.  I have a few days worth of Pepsi and some snacks and left over chili to eat.  Sorted.

Meanwhile, Movember continues...



13 comments:

wigsf3 said...

I figured it out. Who you look like. If Roger Daultrey and Eric Idle had a child.

Rock Chef said...

I can see that. In fact, similar things have been said before...

Hm, I can feel a post coming on...

ShadowRun300 said...

The Movember look suits you!
Glad to hear you're set for the Zombie Apocolypse. I'm just sorry you weren't able to get any Twinkies ahead of time. I may or may not be illegally baking them in my basement. If you're unable to find any when you get to the US, I'll hook you up.

Rock Chef said...

ShadowRun300 - Thanks, I might hold you to that - I could well be passing through your neck of the woods...

meleah rebeccah said...

Movember is TOTALLY working for you!

And, also, it's nice to *meet* you, officially, since we have so many of the same friends!

:)

Rock Chef said...

Meleah - Yes, I started to feel rude for not also reading your blog. I like your sense of humour and will be back.

Riot Kitty said...

I think perhaps the zombies are having an orgy. Did you consider that?

Rock Chef said...

Riot Kitty - No, I had not thought of that one. Trying not to picture it in my mind, and failing... Thanks for that! :-)

lotta joy said...

You're looking extremely handsome today, dear buddy. It seems I'm not the only one to notice.

agg79 said...

The stache is mighty dashing I must say. And glad to hear you stocked up with the right supplies. You can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse.

Abby said...

Hold the phone. There's both a private school and a prison next door? Interesting combination!

Rock Chef said...

Lotta Joy - Why, thank you!

Agg79 - What-o! Tally ho! Pip pip! Let's bash some Zombies!

Abby - Yes, and it was only as I wrote that post that I realised how odd it must sound!

terri said...

I wonder if the private school offers cheap tuition, considering its proximity to the prison!

And if it IS the zombie apocalypse, I'll bet there are some tough prisoners who can give them a run for their money!

Then again, maybe all the noise was over that disappointing Christmas tree in your town!