There has been a lot of shouting, cheering, booing, crashing and blowing of whistles somewhere outside.
We don't know what it is, but have some theories.
They are having a game of something at the private school next door, probably with the losers being nailed to a wall somewhere. Private schools have traditions like that.
They are having a game of football at the prison, which is also next door. Either that or they are having a riot. We have heard a lot of sirens going off this morning. Maybe it is both, with a riot breaking out after each goal.
It is the start of the zombie apocolypse. If so, we are ready to defend the department with metal tipped ranging poles and rock hammers. I have a few days worth of Pepsi and some snacks and left over chili to eat. Sorted.
Meanwhile, Movember continues...