As I said, I was intending to do some trashy movie watching over the weekend, and boy, did I find a corker!
It was called something imaginative like YETI.
It was made THIS YEAR!
It was one of those amazingly cheap Canadian movies with lots of dodgy CGI.
The outdoor scenes seemed to have been filmed on 2 days. A bright sunny day with snow on the ground and a gloomy one with no snow on the ground. Clips from both days were mixed together mercilessly, prompting shouts of "Snow!" and "No snow!" and "Snow again!"
Alice Cooper was in it for about 2 minutes, strutting the stage of a very small rock festival (about 30 people) before the Yeti (which was about 50 feet tall) literally kicked him off the stage.
Yep, it was just what the doctor ordered.