I was expecting Mrs RC to phone me early this morning. Getting up isn't my strong point - except when I have to, such as today!
Anyway, I was up, the kids were up and dressed, breakfast had been eaten and everything was under control.
Finally, at around 7.45 (the kids leave at 8.00), the phone rang.
It was Mrs RC.
Mrs RC: Hi, honey, I was just calling to see if everything was OK.
Me: Why? What time is it?
Mrs RC: [deleted]
I will be expecting revenge at some point...