Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Huh...

Spending the morning fighting with the photocopier.

It is a sneaky little bugger - every time I think I am about to do the smackdown finishing move, it wriggles free and pulls a new move that sends me flying out into the audience.

OK you sucker, where is that folding metal chair...


Argh, he got me again - I am flat on my face, trying to get to the ropes before the flying sledgehammer hits...

What is this?  Hulk Hogan* storming into the arena!  The crowd goes wild!  The Copier stops and stares in disbelief!  Before he can regain his senses The Hulkster is on him, he hasn't got a chance...

Finally, to the cheers of our adoring fans and a chorus or two of "Real American", Hulk Hogan and I make our way out of the arena, stopping to hi-5 a few guys and kiss a few girls...


*The Zerox guy.

7 comments:

agg79 said...

Oooooh Yeeaah!
You go all Macho Man on that copier and show it who's king of ring...

WhatIGotSoFar said...

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!

Shadowthorne @ Ramzu Zahini said...

I'd tell you to grow up.... but that would come from a guy who creates a couple of epic battle to rule some unknown planet in his mind, on a daily basis. :)

Yay for dreamers!

terri said...

I LOVE this story! Who knew that battling with a photocopier could be SO exciting! Maybe next time the story will go Old School. I'd love to see what Baron Von Raschke, Andre the Giant and The Claw would do to that photocopier!

Rock Chef said...

Agg79 - I tried...

wigsf - Good to see you - I was worried when your blog vanished!

Shadowthorne - Yes, that would have been a bit rich coming from you :-)

Terri - I remember Andre the Giant, but not the other 2 - Andre would have just lobbed it out the window...

Shrinky said...

Gee, what a guy (swoon)..

Rock Chef said...

Shrinky - sorry but I am already spoken for :-)