He got home after a hard day at work.
She said that the kids had eaten all of the food that she had cooked -what does He want to eat?
He did not know, ate a bit of left over garlic bread and then took the dog for a walk.
When He returned She was watching TV and knitting.
He joined Her, watching TV and doing crochet until he felt he needed to go to bed, exhausted.
He was soon asleep, only dimly aware of when She joined him.
She shakes him. "Did you eat anything for dinner?"
He tries to surface from deep sleep. "No, I don't think so. Why?"
"You stomach is making some terrible noises, and I can't sleep!"
"Oh. I guess I AM at bit hungry. Can't be bothered to get up to eat anything, though."
"I feel so aweful! I am such a bad wife!"
"Yes. Still, as we are both awake now..."