I am going to call him Hal, after the computer in "2001 A Space Odessey" because he thinks he is more intelligent than I am and tries to over-ride what I want to do. He is a pain in the butt and I have already sworn at him a few times. I may soon resort to physical violence.
I don't expect much. I ask him to do a simple task and he either sits there doing nothing, or suggests an alternative way of doing things. No, I don't want that - if that was what I wanted, that is what I would have asked for. Just do the job, PLEASE!
And the worst thing is that no matter how bad things get between us, I am stuck with him for the foreseeable future.
Hal is, of course, our new photocopier!
PS Please do not be too shocked that I have changed my colour scheme!