The T-Shirt Meme

The utterly fabulous Princess of the Universe tagged me for this meme.

Here are the rules:

1. Link back to the original post
2. Describe two t-shirts that you own.
3. If you design your own vanity t-shirt what would it say?
4. Where would you wear your vanity t-shirt?
5. Tag three of your best blogging buds. (I won't do this bit because it smacks of favouritism...)

My first t-shirt was bought for me on Father's Day 3 years ago. It is black with a picture of Homer Simpson on it. Homer has just painted "#1 DAD" on his own t-shirt. I wore it a lot while visiting my daughter in hospital during what was to be her last stay there so it holds lots of memories for me, both good and bad. I wear it a lot because the best memory that goes with it is when Sophie looked me in the eye and told me that I was the best dad.

My second t-shirt is one I bought last December. I was getting pretty frayed in the run up to Christmas and when I saw this t-shirt I just had to have it. It is dark green and the writing says "Desperately needing Christmas!" When Christmas finally came I got ill, so I almost changed the writing to say "Desperately needing ANOTHER Christmas!"

If I had a vanity t-shirt made it would have a picture of me playing a guitar on the front, with "ROCK CHEF'S GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD!" written under it. It would come in a range of colours and I would wear them everywhere.