Since the beginning of the month, the south of England has officially had a drought.
We are not allowed to water our gardens, wash cars, etc.
The running joke now, of course, is that this must be the wettest drought on record.
We have had plenty of rain since the beginning of the month, and the rest of this week is no exception:
We have had so much rain that brooks and bournes (part-time streams) are running in torrents.
But we still can't water our gardens...
Not that we need to...