Wednesday, 17 March 2010

St Patrick's Day

Happy St Patrick's Day!

Everyone in England seems to celebrate Ireland's Patron Saint these days, but ignores its own, good old St George!

I blame this on the proloferation of Irish theme pubs! I think we need a world wide chain of English theme pubs! The would feature:

  • Compulsory pipe smoking;
  • Warm beer;
  • Terrible food;
  • Limited allowable topics of conversation, such as cricket and "damn foreigners".

Sounds great, huh?

Who needs Irish pubs anyway? All they have is Guiness, laughter, good music, whisky...

6 comments:

  1. Why is pub synonymous with bad food? (Especially English pubs)

    I've heard this so many times (today; you, yesterday; Gordon Ramsay, before; tv)

    Now tell me why, o proud citizen of England!

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  2. Shadowthorne - It just seems to be the culmination of a whole series of bad things - uninspiring choices, small portions, a chef who doesn't really care whether you enjoy it or not.

    There is an old joke:

    Guy goes into pub and asks for a pint and a meal. He wants an under-cooked chicken, half raw chips and week-old salad.

    "We can't do that, it sounds disgusting!"

    "Well that's what you gave me last time!"

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  3. They've got me!!!! I'm Irish! :)

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  4. I hope you enjoyed St Patrick's Day. I think you may be onto something there with the pubs. Especially like the conversation, laughter, good music! Music a must!

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  5. What? No green beer?
    We just use it as another excuse to drink more beer and talk with a bad Irish Brogue.

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