So there I was, strolling along the narrow footpath, chatting to Mrs RC on my mobile phone.
I was on my way to the supermarket to re-stock my Pepsi supply at work, and had paused to look at a poster in a local small venue, advertising gigs by local bands.
Then I heard a whirring sound, getting rapidly louder.
Turning to look, I was amazed by what I saw, but before I could laugh I had to step out into the road to save myself a couple of smashed ankles.
Hurtling along the path was an old man in a mobility scooter - like a golf cart for one. As he passed, I was about to swear at him but instead burst out laughing.
Can you guess why? Bet you can't.
He was steering with one hand, while the other was waving a white stick.
A white stick indicates that you have at least a severe visual impairment. So we have an at least half blind guy hacking along the path in his scooter, seemingly unaware or uncaring of the mayhem he was causing! I cursed myself for leaving my camera at work, the video would have gone viral. Maybe I will see if he is around tomorrow?
Hm, thinking further, perhaps there was a camera crew somewhere and they were filming the next "Fast and Furious" movie?
HA! What a sight (no pun intended) that musta been! Stay safe out there, RC.
ReplyDeleteThat is how I imagine I'll be when I'm old(er) and gray(er). Best just stay outa my way!
ReplyDeleteI do hope you catch him on video someday. Just be sure you're out of harms way....
Fast and Furious: Code Gray! OMG, that is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAbby - I try!
ReplyDeleteShadowRun - I bet you will have one that looks like a Harley...
Riot Kitty - I think it should be made. Or at least a short story...
That's my ambition for when I can no longer get about on my own two legs.... a sooped up mobility scooter and a stick, doesn't matter what colour.... get out of my way, everyone!
ReplyDeleteShammickite - You would have to mount a camera on the front so you could post the video of people running for their lives :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy! Even though you didn't get a photo, I'm can picture him perfectly. Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteIt is a shame you didn't have your camera. That would have been a sight to see/share. Those scooters can really zip along. I saw a ton of them at my swap meet a few weeks ago and they were all over the meet. Interesting to see people trying to haul car parts on a scooter.
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